
Most of the time, I see an interesting headline, click on it, (what the hell) and skim the article to see if it's worth the read. Usually it's not, so I go on to the next one.
Here's some interesting headlines from today:
Blackberry addiction 'similar to drugs'...
"Crackberry" addicts are addicted to the illusion of importance - those little devices are the pocket protectors of the 21st century. Just like those Bluetooth headsets.
Psycho Killer Raccoons Terrorize Washington Town...
I just had to read that one... that's some mean 'coons...
Karr's Mother Tried to Kill Him, Family Friend Says...
Even she didn't like him
Teacher Burns American Flags To Motivate Students...
Yeah - that's motivating me...
Professor Says Liberals Face A 'Fertility Gap'; Not Having 'Enough Children'...
The gene pool is diluted, er, deluded.... well anyway, that's less votes in the future - how long before they eventually become extinct?
Rap music blamed for teen pregnancy...
And all this time I thought it was because they were having unprotected sex....
But my FAVORITE headlines today were:
PARAMOUNT severs ties with Tom Cruise...
Behavior of star 'unacceptable'...
big surprise... now let's axe Barbara Striesand, Charlie Sheen, Alan Alda, Pamela Anderson, Michael Moore, Spike Lee, Jane Fonda, Danny Glover, Susan Sarandon, Ben Affleck, Sean Penn, et. al.
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